Muck Slap

[Ry]

So I am obsessed with the useless swamp creatures and their graveyard mechanics. So here is my mono swamp deck. the focus is to discard as much as possible early game and then play spells and minions that take advantage of a huge discard pile. I debated between going more hand disruption but i felt the emphasis on increasing my graveyard was better with just a splash of hand removal as opposed to the other way around. 

Landscapes
4 Useless Swamp

Colorless Minions: 2

0 Action
1 Wandering Bald Man (discard engine, defense)

2 Action
1 Blonde Merrwitch (personal favorite, won't remove)

Colorless Spells: 9

0 Action
3 Incredible Egg (discard engine)
3 Ogre Gas (discard engine)
2 Bone Wand (hand disrutpion)
1 Full Metal Racket (damage)

Useless Swamp Minions: 18

1 Action
3 Blue Merlock (discard engine)
2 Extraordinary Spider (burn)
2 Red Eyeling (brings back incredible egg or ogre gas)
2 Dark Angel (beater)
2 Gray Eyebat (necromancy)
2 Mouthball (defense)

2 Action
2 Green Merman (discard engine/crowd control)
2 Teeth Leaf (beater)
1 Smoldering Elder (hand disruption/discard engine)

Useless Swamp Spells: 9

1 Action
3 Raise the Dead (necromancy)
2 Toilet of Doom (damage)
1 Ogre Braces (heal)

2 Action
2 Abraca Amadeus (hand disruption)
1 Magic Ring Ding (aggro, game ender)

Useless Swamp Buildings: 4

1 Action
2 Fright Tower (aggro)
2 Shadowy Pyramid (discard engine)

Total: 42

[pixi3]

What decks have you had the pleasure of playing this against? Is it working well for you? I'm such a nub when it comes to this stuff, but it sounds like you really got this deck all planned out!

[Ry]

i've actually made a couple changes (taking out 2 bone wand for 1 more extraordinary spider and 1 more red eyeling) to focus more on the extraordinary spider strategy. after i get a discard pile of 20 or so which happens so fast in this build i can just send them out and get a lot of burn damage in. they are usually good for two or more turns of burn because of their 7 defense and they make my opponent put all of their focus on them. if i manage to get 20 in the grave then i can burn for 8-24 (depending on how many i get on the field) before they are gone which is a significant amount of life. so far i've faced two different sandylands/swamplands decks and have won all of my games. sandylands can get annoying with their high defense and bounce abilities, but that's where the burn comes in handy because it doesn't care about destroying monsters to get damage. i have a friend who runs cornfield so i'm eager to try it out against her to see if i can withstand the rush.

[Rubyj2917]

This deck looks pretty cool I made a mono swamp deck already and I keep changing it around with more color options. Raise the dead is the best card in the set in my opinion three is really good

[Ry]

thanks yea i'm still fussing with it here and there but raise dead is really so amazing. definitely my favorite card because it's such a fail-safe